Definitions by Solid Mantis

Sternwheeler

Something you won't find in Lubbock, Texas, Phoenix, Arizona, most of California, Las Vegas, Dallas, Texas or even Winston Salem, NC. You won't find them because there are no sternwheelers to be found there. A sternwheeler is not unique enough for you though.

Nowadays people have to have slot machines and Texas hold em on board when they get on a sternwheeler, otherwise they will get bored in 15 minutes.

Sternwheeler by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Fragile

Delicate, soft.

The girl was fragile and liked soft people, places, and things.

Fragile by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Smooth 

Smooth is not rough or hard, but a soft and easy kind of grace. A smooth person thinks they're better than you, but is so smooth you'd never know.

D.Crook is one smooth cat, he makes it look easy.

Smooth by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Pretentious 

A guy who got into a fight with a bear and told you about it.

Pretentious guy- That wasn't really venison we had for dinner. That was the bear I beat to death with my bare hands and skinned alive so that my family and guest could eat well.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.

Pretentious by Solid Mantis June 18, 2018

Poser

An intravert seen as an extrovert is posing as an extrovert. Allowing people to see you as or representing yourself as an extrovert when you're not an extrovert is posing rather than being yourself.

There are a lot of characters on tv shows people think of as extroverted people in real life. The same goes for the news and different forms of media, the internet, music. A poser is somebody you think is a certain way naturally based on what you'be seen and heard through a media source.

Poser by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Coward 

Not a man.

He wasn't just the coward of the county, he was the coward of the year, the state coward, and the coward of cowards.

Coward by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

Coward's Coward 

The coward's coward is for cowards what the man's man is for men.

Tommie boy was the coward's coward.

Coward's Coward by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018