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She's finally gone

A movie about a guy celebrating, rather than mourning the loss of a girl. It's much better than she's all that!
Man I feel really happy, optimistic and positive after watching She's finally gone! Best I've felt since that girl finally left me alone, I can totally relate Matthew Prince Whatever, keep making awesome movies I'm gonna request an encore! She's finally gone. Man I usually don't like shit like that I didn't think I did.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016
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Fugitive

Someone wanted by the law but not yet caught.
Fugitive- I didn't kill your wife, I didn't fuck your wife!

Husband (in US Marshals uniform)- Do you know why I'm never going to see my wife again? You killed her, and now you're going to suffer! Say her name!
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Narc girl

Guy- The narc girl is coming over here to ask you about buying some dro for her friends, don't sell her nothing man you'll be the one getting busted. Her friends are all fuckin cops.
Guy's friend- Aight yo, good lookin out.
by Solid Mantis July 4, 2019
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Morale

Something people don't really need boosted. Getting people's hopes up is fucking with their heads. Every place in the world being more like Vegas or Disney World wouldn't be a long term morale boost, it would be bullshit. In reality, there's already plenty to be happy about in day to day life without somebody trying to boost people's morale or fuck with their heads.
Morale is something some people toy with, and call it boosting, when really people don't need that kind of thing to get by.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Virtually fucking

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.
People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees). Nobody seems to understand why, they just keep doing it.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020
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