Solid Mantis's definitions

Nipple

The beach is one of the few places there would be any actual double standard that works in a males favor, since males do tend to walk around with no shirts on at the beach, and females don't. It would also be one of the few double standards that does not work in a female's favor in life. Though if every female that went to the beach really wanted to walk around topless did so, there would be a lot of females to arrest hypothetically, since you don't often see any females arrested for walking around topless, or for exposure. The real question is would females want guys staring at their tits all day, which would be inevitable, and is the social conditioning that females go by when keeping their tops on. Nobody is staring at a male's nipples at the beach.

Females have to look and try hard to find a double standard that doesn't work in their favor, males know they're working hard on it since its males who are fucked over the most in life. Males aren't going around everywhere showing a nipple or two though, the beach or the water, a lake are some of the few spots males aren't going to get locked up or kicked out for having no shirt on.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Life

An overrated thing to have.

At least you have a life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Envy

A means to a downfall.

The end was near for the green eyed snake, full of envy.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Game changer

A guy who plays 22 different video games in a weekend in his mothers basement is changing games a lot.

That fatass is a real game changer, he's been playing video games for 9 days in a row now.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018