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The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
Miami Airport Incident-
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!
Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020
Get the Miami airport incident mug.When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.
by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017
Get the Self-proclaimed asshole mug.The girl needed to take her bullshit programs and interventions back to where she came from. There she could act like she owned the place all she wanted to, since it was really where she was from. People needed to deprogram from her bullshit, and if there's a program to get people deprogrammed or unplugged, they're not deprogramming from anything.
by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021
Get the Deprogram mug.The girl wanted to deliver a meek, wet behind the ears, newcomer image, one lacking in common sense, something that would build an extroverted facade for the people she didn't want to reject this image like the rest of her images.
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Get the Newcomer image mug.The kind of town that has a sign outside the bank with a display of the time and temperature, a small town. A suburb usually has tens of thousands of people and a mall or two, though its not as crowded (urban) as a city. A small town out in the country is different than a suburb or a town in a suburban area.
Mayberry is about as small town as it gets.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019
Get the Mayberry mug.You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
Get the Push ups mug.A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.
A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.
A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.
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