He/she calls herself a playboy bunny. Why would anyone look at his/her picture with a straight face.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
Get the Playboy mug.A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.
Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
Get the Mouth of the south mug.It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
Get the Selfie stick mug.The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016
Get the 99 pointer mug.Pranker-I can make anybody laugh but that guy.
Prankers friend-He's humorblind, and soon it will be spread and we will be humorblind too. What are we going to do to make this guy crack up?
Prankers friend-He's humorblind, and soon it will be spread and we will be humorblind too. What are we going to do to make this guy crack up?
by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018
Get the Humorblind mug.A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
Get the Black redneck mug.People talk about genocide like it just happens in Africa to get their focus off what happened on Indian land in the last few hundred years. Thanksgiving is the most pretentious and insincere holiday there is. People pretend to be thankful to live on Indian land, especially the white people who think they're doing the Indians a favor by decapitating a Columbus statue and protesting it.
Thanksgiving is what the people desperate to convince the Indians and everyone else they don't care what anybody thinks of them would call a holiday like Thanksgiving. People quit thanking the Indians for their land a long time ago.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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