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A womanizer is a guy who's usually fucking more than one woman at one time. Any guy who is fucking one woman, fucking zero women, married, in a steady relationship, or single and fucking one or zero is not really a womanizer, get your bullshit story straight.
Peter was a horny adolescent mentally, not a womanizer. A womanizer is a grown man that takes the risk of fucking more than one woman and getting caught or is careless about his behavior.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Womanizer mug.Like a player, a womanizer is a guy who's giving out compliments to lots of females. A guy is either giving out compliments and womanizing or he's not giving out anything, decide on whether the guy you're calling womanizer has been sparing with compliments or whether he's the kind of guy who wouldn't compliment a female if the apocalypse had already started.
You're either a womanizer or you're not. A guy who's not giving compliments to lots of different females is not a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Womanizer mug.Urban dictionary is not comedy gold. Comedy gold is for the folks who went out and told comedy gold jokes, and made comedy gold with the awards. Urban dictionary is a site people log on to talk shit.
Somebody's playing up to your ego if they're calling some shit you typed on Urban Dictionary comedy gold, since there are people qualified to determine what is real comedy gold. They want people to take you for a joke in life.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Urban dictionary mug.What you read on urban dictionary is not comedy. Comedy is intentional, when you go to a comedy show, you go to watch a guy tell jokes on purpose. Anybody not telling jokes on stage isn't meant to be taken as a comedian, even if you thought something they typed was funny, it doesn't make the person who typed it a comedian.
You can watch hbo, rent a movie, listen to a comedy album, read a comedy book, or go to a show for comedy. That's what the comedians make shows, books, and albums for, what they say is meant to be taken as a joke, since comedy is intentional. If its not intentional comedy, its most likely intended as something other than comedy.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Comedy mug.Something said or done that is intended to be taken as something other than comedy isn't meant to be taken as comedy.
Going to a comedy show is meant to be taken as comedy, when you go to a show you know why you're there, you go to a show intentionally to laugh at intentional jokes and humor. The show is meant to be taken as comedy. Outside of a show, not everything is meant to be taken as comedy, which is one reason people go to a show, to laugh at shit that wasn't funny that happened in their lives. Still, outside a comedy show everything isn't meant to be taken as comedy.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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The guy would make a joke every now and then, but was mostly serious by nature. He thought of comedy as something the less serious and more silly folks enjoyed a bit more.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Serious mug.A guy who threatens to stab somebody with a fork should be leaving the person alone rather than making threats, even if he's not going to stab anybody. Especially if he hasn't proven to the guy he says it to that he's trustworthy.
Life is not Shutter Island, Shutter Island was a movie. The reality is all human beings are as violent as they come.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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