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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Senior officer 

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.
Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.
Senior officer by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Senior officer 

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.
He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.
Senior officer by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Fairweather friend 

Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?

Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?

Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!

Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.
The most powerful color, since it dominates the most vast things people can see, the sky and the ocean (even during winter).
People thought that a blue sky would free their mind from a gray one and put a smile on their face, when in reality they didn't know they were trapped under the blue sky between them and what was really beyond it, what they could only see at night when the blue sky faded away. Any time you need a blue sky to feel free or happy, you're not really free or happy.
Blue by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

Fairweather friend 

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
He/she was a fairweather friend.

Battle for supremecy

Anybody who wants a sports event billed as a battle for supremecy doesn't really believe in equality, no matter what they preach about or say they believe in. The point of sports, the reason people came up with them, was never to find who is better at something, or who is the best at something.
What's the point in calling sports games if they have all the bullshit rules they have and people take sports and athletes seriously? When you're doing something to call it a battle of supremecy, when you are that uber competitive, you're not doing it for enjoyment or improvement, and you don't believe in equality if you're doing something to see if you're better than the next guy/girl, or if you're the best. Calling sports a battle for supremecy is bullshit.
If the chicken came before the egg, something had to get the chicken pregnant before it could conceive the egg. How would anybody know what the first chicken came from? Like your parents, the first chicken could be full of shit and say there was nothing else before it.
Nobody could really tell you whether the chicken or the egg came first. Your imagination is the one thing that determines what came first, and being argumentative isn't the same thing as being right.
Chicken by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021