Definitions by Solid Mantis

Poser

Someone in a band who never met you and said he fought with you to show you he was a man.

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.

Poser by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Poser

A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.

The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.

Poser by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Full of shit 

Someone (male or female) with a good portion of their true muscle between the ears and behind a plastic smile. Someone who's got an uncanny knack for parrot like repetition of other peoples thoughts, ideas, and actions, switching a few things around and labelling it their own gig.

Full of shit guy/girl- I'm not full of shit, you're full of shit. I'm not a horse's ass, you are.
Other guy- Thank you for proving my point for me, I'm really lazy.

Full of shit by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Horse's ass

Someone who's got most of their true muscle between their ears, but still makes neverending desperate attempts to physically dominate people with body language (especially in crowded public settings), often resulting in police showing up to threaten people who don't think life is like a poker tournament or a trip to Vegas. Also known as an instigator.

He/she was a horse's ass, but not everybody was ignoring him/her like she thought, many of them were rejecting him/her, but he/she could never see that, all the muscle between the ears was dense.

Horse's ass by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Huffing American glue 

If you believe Bolton over Trump, or you think a Democrat is more honest and caring than a Republican, you've been huffing American glue too long.

As long as you're gonna keep huffing American glue, you might as well start huffing real glue, its gonna do the same thing to you.

Huffing American glue by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Asshole it forward 

Someone takes something from you, you take something from someone else, and you reap it when the next guy you fucked over when he gets over when he returns the favor, since kindness is considered too easy by some.

Life is full of options, sometimes the asshole it forward option is the best option.

Asshole it forward by Solid Mantis February 1, 2020

Unity 

Something that in reality doesn't usually last. People unify only for a while, then they go back to dividing, its human nature, it happens all over the world to this day.

Unity is like peace, as great as it seems when you have it, people will go back to being people at some point. There is only the glue of the bullshit illusion that people are unified to keep holding them together in unity, and the people who make the glue get rich making their glue.

Unity by Solid Mantis January 31, 2020