Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
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Pancake tits

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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Cowlick

People who become monsters often had a cowlick as a kid. Charles Manson had a cowlick as a kid.
That kid with the cowlick looked a lot like you.
by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020
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Fishface

The face a girl who pretends to be your friend makes before they find the spot in your ribs they're gonna put their knife (or hook).
She had the option of putting a knife or a hook between his ribs, and by the fishface she made beforehand, he thought she was gonna stick a hook in him.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Failure

If it takes 50 times of doing something wrong to take your time and do it right, take 50 times to do it wrong.
If it takes 50 times to find your rhythm, get a little more relaxed and confident in what you're doing, and do it right, that's how many times it takes. Fucking up isn't meant to be fun, but without failure you're not going to learn anything new.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Failure

Failure doesn't have to be something you repeat, but if you do repeat it, and if it does take 50 times to learn something, then take 50 times to learn something.
Failure doesn't have to keep you from doing what comes next.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Failure

Failure isn't meant to be fun, but then success isn't really fun either.
Any time somebody uber competitive is around, neither failure nor success willbe particularly enjoyable, which really defeats the point of it all.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
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