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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Cowboyitis 

Feeling like somebody owes you a cowboy hat nine sizes too big for your time and effort, that money isnt enough.
His/her cowboyitis would outlast the coronavirus, or even a plague.
Cowboyitis by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
The people who talk about wanting change often dont usually talk about a stock market crash, they make it sound like all change is a good thing, even if the country was in good shape without change, and didn't need it. Usually they really want everyone else to put up with what they want done differently.
There's no good reason anybody needs to put up with your change.
Change by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
Most people dont need a hello or an act of false kindness to get them through their day, they're already good without it. Pretending to help someone for personal gain isnt kindness, its false kindness.
Most people are going to get through their day whether someone says hello or fuck you, it doesn't matter.
Hello by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
Among the least socially responsible people on the planet.
Having scientist on a resume doesn't make someone more trustworthy, if anything you know this is somebody who thinks it's okay to fuck with animals and claim it's for a greater good. It's bad enough that people have turned animals into pets, and scientists think they should be willing and cooperative Guinea pigs for humans.
Scientist by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Egotistical

Being an asshole, and being aware that you're an asshole, and not feeling the need to change is not the same thing as being egotistical, even if bullshit people can't tell the difference between the two.
The guy is an asshole, he's always been an asshole, he's not going to change into something else, that doesn't give him a false sense of ego, or make him egotistical (since he doesn't think he's the most special,unique, or important asshole that ever lived). He's not as oblivious to how much of an asshole he is as bullshit people think he is.
Egotistical by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Narcissism 

Liking who you are, and not feeling like you need to change who you are or what you (or your body) look like is not the same thing as being in love with yourself, so it's not narcissism. Bullshit people tell you it's all narcissism, then after they try and get you to focus on every flaw, the same bullshit people call it insecurity. Bullshit people want you to think you're more insecure than you really are so that you'll want to change, to transform into something you will like, then try and call it narcissism if you actually end up liking yourself, so really any changes you would make would be pointless in the first place, they were never needed and neither were the people who suggested the changes.
Being yourself and liking it(liking who you are) is not the same thing as narcissism. With people who like to call people narcissistic a lot, sometimes the pot is calling the kettle black, and the kettle is good the way it is. Sometimes the people that need a taste of their own shit the most are the ones trying to give other people a taste of theirs all the time.
Narcissism by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Introvert 

Though it seems counter-intuitive, most introverts tend to go to many parties and social gatherings, more than most people even. The mental image some people have of introverts being alone most of the time comes from misinformation about personality that comes from introverts.
An introvert is not somebody by themself, since at times anybody and everybody spends at least some of their time by themself. An introvert is usually the one people think is fun to take to parties, and is often thought to be an extrovert by people who know them, which is usually the way an introvert wants the world to think of them, it's a defense that the introvert thinks will always work on other people.
Introvert by Solid Mantis May 5, 2020