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The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.
Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Get the 3rd funniest mug.Everybody has their own pair of shoes to walk in, which is why nobody can really walk in another person's shoes.
Knowing what a person is like and knowing a few bits of information about them isnt the same as knowing everything about what it's like to be them or live their life, since it would still be your point of view of what their shoes are like to walk in. Without being somebody else, theres no way to walk in their shoes. The same is true when you ask somebody else to walk in your shoes, theres no way for them to do it without being you. They dont have enough information to encapsulate you and your life any more than you have enough to encapsulate them and their life. Really, being yourself is what you know and understand, but whether you still choose to try and be someone else, or think with their brain instead of your own is up to you.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Get the Shoes mug.The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.
The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Get the Hypocrite mug.What just about everything really is. Earth is not really mother Earth or she any more than god is he. If all plants and animals were female (true mother earth), life would not survive past one generation. Therefore Earth is duality.
There is no more a mother Earth than there is a male god, it's something people created. Theres plenty of duality in life, and people try and explain it in a way that makes them feel more powerful.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2020
Get the Duality mug.Despite what you hear from females about males making more money, the reality is there are plenty of females who make and have more money than many of the males they've known, and you dont hear anything about them from feminists or from males, feminists conviently leave certain things out.
A female should make the same money for the same job absolutely, but feminists dont mention the females that make and have more money than males already, especially since how hard somebody has to work to get something is not really a measurable kind of detail about somebody since everybody is different. There are females who went to college they didnt pay for that make more money than some of the guys who didnt go to college, and they dont work harder for the money they make than anybody else.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2020
Get the Money mug.Too many people confuse discomfort with actual pain, but it's not the same thing. Discomfort is not the same as being physically tortured, it's just something people dont like, it's an inconvenience. Not being comfortable is not the same thing as pain.
Discomfort is not unbearable, its irritating at times, but it's not the same thing as painful. People who tell you it is are full of shit.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
Get the Discomfort mug.Someone who wants you to think what they're doing is unbearable even though it's not. Someone who wants you to feel psychologically tired, rather than actually tired.
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