Definitions by Solid Mantis
Resurrection
On the 3rd day after Wednesday, Shad Gaspard's resurrection from the dead took place. He was almost like a thief in the night in his most recent incarnation (the one before the resurrection).
Resurrection by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020
Nerd sniped
The nerd posted up with a different kind of deadly ammo, he/she nerd sniped anybody that he/she aimed his/her nerd sniping at.
Nerd sniped by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Doomer
Not trusting in people isnt the same as giving up on everybody, or being a true cynic. A true cynic wears a humanitarian facade.
The girl hated anybody who brought out the cynical nature in her, the one that was masked beneath the pseudo strong, positive, optimistic facade she wore to parties that people who attended seemed to think still needed her presence for some reason. She thought other people were her definition of a doomer, and that she was not one. The people she was trying to make fun of weren't the kind of people who gave up on anything in life.
Doomer by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Cooties
The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.
Cooties by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
3rd funniest
The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.
Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
3rd funniest by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Hypocrite
The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.
The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.
Hypocrite by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020