Solid Mantis's definitions

Riptide

You gotta watch a riptide, they're dangerous.

Shad- Oh shit how did I get out this far?

Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?

Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!

Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?

Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!

Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Shad

Sounds like the name of a guy who can swim his ass off since it's also the name of a fish.

Guy-Shad, when was the last time you seen Minnow, Catfish, Crappie, and Bass? I haven't seen them backstabbing, fishfaced motherfuckers in a long time man.

Shad-Thats not funny man, even you won't laugh at what you just said man.

Guy- You're right Shad.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Resurrection

More interesting than wrestling gimmicks.

On the 3rd day after Wednesday, Shad Gaspard's resurrection from the dead took place. He was almost like a thief in the night in his most recent incarnation (the one before the resurrection).

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020

Industrial

Not residential or commercial.

The neighborhood the girl was trying to make fun of with statistics was mostly industrial.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Nerd sniped

A way for a nerd to kill without bullets.

The nerd posted up with a different kind of deadly ammo, he/she nerd sniped anybody that he/she aimed his/her nerd sniping at.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Doomer

Not trusting in people isnt the same as giving up on everybody, or being a true cynic. A true cynic wears a humanitarian facade.

The girl hated anybody who brought out the cynical nature in her, the one that was masked beneath the pseudo strong, positive, optimistic facade she wore to parties that people who attended seemed to think still needed her presence for some reason. She thought other people were her definition of a doomer, and that she was not one. The people she was trying to make fun of weren't the kind of people who gave up on anything in life.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020