Solid Mantis's definitions

Little Malcolm X

A miniature Malcolm X.

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Authenticious

Authentic and suspicious at the same time.

The girl said she wanted to craft an image that was both occult and obscure at the same time, which would seem authenticious and mysterious to her fans.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

Victim

Everybody seems to want to be the victim, so you have store owners that think they should be allowed to tell people to wear a mask, or not allow people in their stores, when really they're already allowed to do that, it's the customer who goes to jail.

Everybody seems to want to be the victim, even the government which is now taking/stealing change from people and saying theres a coin/cash shortage through the treasury.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020

Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress

She doesnt even smile while trying to sell people shit that doesnt work nowadays.

The poor little rich kid wants to be loved for who she's not. If that doesnt work, she will pose as the Shopnow feng shui bracelet actress and try and sell some of the product, dont take her mouth to heart, you're just a number and dollar signs to her.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Narcissist

A guy (narcissists are never female) who doesn't see things your way.

That guy won't change his views to what yours are, and oh he's talking about himself again, what a narcissist.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2018

Bees knees

The coolest

Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

Swiss cheesehead

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017