Solid Mantis's definitions

Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Headaches

You have to combat them.

The girl whined about so many headaches and stomach aches as a kid that her mother told her she could do that for a living, so she did. She started making headache medicine commercials.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Equality

The people who preach equality often preach about being yourself too. Well, if you're equal to somebody else you're the same as them. No individuality so you're not yourself, you're being like somebody else.

How can you believe in both equality and being yourself? Preaching it is not meaning it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Dude

A guy.

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Winning

There is no winning, there is only not losing what you lost the last time.

There is no winning.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Halved

Cut in half by a machete.

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Putinesque

Putin Like.

There is something Putinesque about Anthony Fauci, that must be why he will still be in power until about 2036.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021