A UFC name is always a name that sounds badass or heroic. You know who "the Truth" and "the Beast from Hell" are, but why isn't there a guy like Rob "da Weasel" Fallon or Brandon "the Propaganda Artist" Verone in the UFC?
Guy1-Tell the truth Brandon what's your real UFC name?
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Sarcastic mother- No my darling, you're not narcissistic, you're selfless and only think of others. I can't say anything negative about you.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2018

Some people want you to assume everybody has one. The reality is, some people don't want much of anything, and aren't asking anybody for anything.
The girl wanted everybody she was in contact to keep the assumption that everybody had a suspicious agenda.
by Solid Mantis January 01, 2020

People knew what the warnings were about, they had paid attention to them, they had heard them, and they took them seriously, but they still rejected them. The warnings were rejected, not ignored.
by Solid Mantis November 24, 2020

White soul-Im not white, I'll prove it, I'll fuckin stab you.
Other guy- White people stab people too, I don't know what you're trying to prove. You're as violent as they come, just like me. If I tried to stick a fork in you...
White soul-You'd be the one who was done, not me.
Other guy-Thank you for proving my point.
Other guy- White people stab people too, I don't know what you're trying to prove. You're as violent as they come, just like me. If I tried to stick a fork in you...
White soul-You'd be the one who was done, not me.
Other guy-Thank you for proving my point.
by Solid Mantis November 02, 2019

If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?
He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

Urban dictionary is not comedy gold. Comedy gold is for the folks who went out and told comedy gold jokes, and made comedy gold with the awards. Urban dictionary is a site people log on to talk shit.
Somebody's playing up to your ego if they're calling some shit you typed on Urban Dictionary comedy gold, since there are people qualified to determine what is real comedy gold. They want people to take you for a joke in life.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
