Solid Mantis's definitions

Moron

Someone who thinks its clever to spell dick with a q instead of with a k.

The girl was a moron.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Chicago Bears

The Bears were the closest thing to the Yankees of the NFL until last year, winning more than any other team, so this loses identity they've developed lately isn't like them.

The Chicago Bears let a team like the Green Bay Packers overtake them as the winningest NFL franchise. Where has their fighting spirit been? They should've gone out and mauled the Packers.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2023

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process. She always made it look like she didn't know what the fuck she was doing, and expected everyone else to be the same way, thinking of it as honesty (and expecting credit for honesty). How can anybody like someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing?

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

White peopling

Riding roller coasters and eating mushrooms are white peopling activities. People of color usually participate in a mushroom trip, but they go away when the white people who are white peopling come down to reality.

White peopling-Dave's going skydiving! Nobody named Malik or Magdalena would jump out of a plane, let's ask dale and Susan if they want join us and Dave!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Insanity

Thinking that trying to do the same thing five different ways is going to change the result.

The people behind the leadership had tried the nice way and five other ways to get people to do something and kept getting the same resistance and the same result, which was their own insanity.

by Solid Mantis July 10, 2020

Fuck-marry-kill

From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.

Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020