Truman show

Theres a few things about the Truman show that fuck with your head. Jim Carrey is a somewhat tall actor, and you think of a Truman character as being a short guy with Napoleon's syndrome. Marlon seems more like a guy that would bring a 40 by and want to listen to reggae music after work than a white guy with blond hair, if he's not an Italian guy that wants to talk business with you. It's not a bad movie, there are just a few inconsistencies about it.

The Truman Show is different than what you would think it would be.

by Solid Mantis October 06, 2020

Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.

Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

Wolf

A wolf is an animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need. Humans could learn a lot from a wolf, especially the ones taking 10 packs of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.

A wolf is a decent animal.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Giant

Someone you never hear described as feisty. You hear about a Napoleon sized guy/girl described as feisty, but never a giant.

People don't say that was one feisty giant, he was taking no prisoners, and he wouldn't let up for a minute.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Consequences

Something a lot of people find out about after their 18th birthday.

The girl decided to face the consequences of her actions on her 21st birthday. Her birthday was a day to celebrate the discovery of consequences her mother and father didn't ever show her at home.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018