Peloton

A company that's getting rich off the gym closures.

Peloton isn't losing any money since the gyms started closing.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

Stupid faggot clown

A guy that gets dumber and worse every second with you.

This stupid faggot clown has an IQ of 76 now. He's living in the 70's now, in a few years he's gonna be at 66.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Dog eat dog

Dogs don't usually eat other dogs. They eat other things when they're not eating dog food, but not dogs. A dog might eat a hot dog.

Guy- It's a dog eat dog world my friend.

Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.

by Solid Mantis September 02, 2019

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Transplants

Someone not originally from an area.

The Okies who moved to California in the 1930s were transplants. Their kids that were born in California were first generation Californians.

The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.

The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020

Feminist goggles

Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)

Her feminist goggles made everything she thought she knew about the guys she hated true.

by Solid Mantis July 08, 2019

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The girl with the can of spinach tattooed on her arm would act like she was from the South Side of Chicago even though she wasn't even from Illinois and didn't live a day on Central time as a kid. She wanted to show people how much tougher she was than them, that was why she did all this poser stuff.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021