Solid Mantis's definitions
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

For some reason, the definitions in remote dictionary are different than definitions in urban dictionary.
by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

The girl got mauled trying to tame the mountain lion at the zoo. She took a gamble with it and didn't leave Vegas a winner.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

What reptilians have.
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

The point of a map is not to tell somebody how to navigate, it's to be a reference they don't need to rely on always, even if it's a reliable reference.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020
