Definitions by Solid Mantis
Eastland Mall
Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.
Eastland Mall by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
Arrogance
Somebody that moves to your neighborhood from theirs, then gets embarrasssed by your presence there because they thought they owned the place.
I knew you before you moved to my neighborhood, had a car, a house, or a job, or claimed to be a seasoned, award-winning somebody here, back when you ran to your mother and had her have your father threaten (or woop) somebody instead of the police. So you can shove your awards, your experiences, and your threats about having somebody locked up in a jail or a mental institution right up your ass and get out. Arrogance doesn't come from your family.
Arrogance by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
Arrogant
Somebody that moves to your neighborhood from theirs, and gets embarrassed by your presence there because they thought they owned the place.
I knew you back before you had a house, a car, or a job, and before you moved to my neighborhood and claimed to be a seasoned, award-winning somebody here, back when you ran to your mother and had her have your father threaten (or woop) somebody instead of the police in your own neighborhood. Arrogant is something you didn't get from your family.
Arrogant by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
Eastland Mall
A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.
Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.
Eastland Mall by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
Jupiter
The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
Jupiter by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
Dalton
The first guy to be Dalton in Roadhouse was an original, the next guy to try and be Dalton after him was a lame, inauthentic, low-frequency imbecile.
Dalton by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021