Solid Mantis's definitions

Shower fairy

A gay guy taking a shower is a shower fairy.

Don't go in there right now, the shower fairy is in there dude!

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2016

Dust belt

Neighborhoods occupied by people who use pcp. Not Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, or Death Valley. Not neighborhoods filled with cokeheads. Only neighborhoods with high pcp use.

Paco is from the dust belt and would rather turn everybody around him into a drooling, blabbering dusthead than try something they've done that worked and improved their quality of life, not to mention IQ.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Blast

A hit of crack.

Randolph looks like he took a blast, his hair is standing on end.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Junk mail

Mail containing heroin.

I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Doyle

If you met a Doyle, you would think damn, I want to be around that guy more often! A Doyle is usually bout 5'1" or real close, almost 5'1" and the cool thing about a Doyle is he can drink himself under the table all day long every day and never get over 125 lbs. And he doesn't do anything but drink and he doesn't lie. Doyle is a bit of a ladies man and he can control his temper whenever he wants. Doyle will make you laugh by making a joke about you and you will keep on laughing around him. So go out and meet you a Doyle, he's a popular guy so he's usually a little preoccupied with having a life. Sometimes he's occupied too.

When are we gonna go see Doyle? It's been too long!

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Mountain man

Not the manliest kind of man. There is a breed of man even manlier than the mountain man. This is their story- Three farmers in Poland are drinking and decide to challenge each others manhood by playing man games. The first farmer tells the other two to hit him with sacks of potatoes. The other two hit him with the potatoes, then the second farmer decides to up the anti by cranking up a chainsaw and cutting the end of his foot off. The third farmer sees this and decides he will not be outdone so he takes the saw and cuts his own head off with it. You don't get much more manly, only the Maine chainsaw romance guy is in a similar category of manly.

Mountain man, my best bro cut his own head off, that really happened. You thought you were tough til I just told you the story of a real man, you look like a bearded lady boy.

by Solid Mantis November 21, 2016

Late hit

Getting lucky after midnight.

Mack got in a late hit after he got off from work.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2016