Chicago bears

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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Belied

The powerful, competent adult on the surface belied the lifelong struggle with the silly man child/girl child underneath the surface of the skin. The one that always tried to turn everyone else into the man child/ girl child, or the 40 year old adolescent.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!
I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017
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Uptight

Someone walking around like they have a shepard's cane up their ass.
Cane thought Abel was too uptight.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
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Ego

The way to a man's heart is not stroking his ego, the way to a six year old boys heart is. A six year old boyfriend is fun though.
Which one of us do you love honey me or the six year old? I have the bigger ego, that's intense of me.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018
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Study

A room that usually looks like a tornado came through, the winds ripped apart the walls and roof, rearranged all the clothes in the room and left them on the floor, then reassembled the walls and roof of the house the room was in. A room that reflects the inhabitant of the room, quiet and introspective but thought to be outgoing. A plain, simple way to describe the room is a messy room to study opponents from.
The girl had many things hidden away from the public eye in her study, despite being the kind of hypocrite who claimed she had nothing to hide.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019
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Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess, usually a rich girl that's not actually Jewish (since the Jews shouldn't be held responsible for the JAP's behavior).
The poor little JAP now lived many miles from next door to the people she grew up around, and left her humility back where she grew up, thinking the world owed her something now, whether it be respect or dollar signs.

Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2020
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