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By the year 2100, white people will be the minority worldwide, and the word minority will be redefined.
The world is one human race, but as far as different groups go, there won't be as many white people in the world of 2100 as there have been at times.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
Get the 2100 mug.Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! I hate you (stomps feet and slams door). You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! I hate you (stomps feet and slams door). You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
Get the Boy girl mug.Someone with a high opinion of themself (that doesn't consider themself a narcissist, a sociopath, or two-faced).
The sociopath didn't see any negative qualities in himself/herself. If you gave him/her a brush, you got a Sistine chapel. If you gave him/her a pen, you got a bible or a book on philosophy like The Allegory of the Cave.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
Get the Sociopath mug.Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019
Get the Rub one off mug.Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.
Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.
by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021
Get the Napoleon complex mug.You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
Get the Crack mug.The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
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