Solid Mantis's definitions

Anticlimax

What you reach if you don't reach a climax.

Her man couldn't help her reach a climax, but he could help her reach an anticlimax any time.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Puppet master

Someone who is the true master in the master/slave relationship.

He/she would become a puppet master if the puppet didn't resist.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019

Spadafora

You hear about rappers with names like Capone, Noriega, or Scarface, but you dont hear a rapper pick a name like Spadafora. Nobody seems to want to be the rapper that got decapitated, that doesnt seem like much fun.

Spadafora rapped about being a physician and criticized enough people in his rhymes that several other rappers conspired to torture him and cut his head off and make it look like a robbery gone bad after a concert where he was booed off the stage. They did not like the shit this guy was saying.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Chicken shit

Fighting a drunk or dopesick junkie is one of the most chicken shit things anybody (male or female) has ever done. It's a lot like fighting someone who's fallen asleep. Like a bullfighter, a drunkfighter/junkiefighter gets somebody in a weakened state before taking them on. These are the same people who would be quick to jump somebody with 3 friends, but without the extra help would find themselves helpless.

Any chicken shit can fight a drunk or junkie whose mind is somewhere else.

The chicken shit at the road house would get a hard on when he saw a drunk guy getting belligerent, because he thought of the guy as an easy target. His dick would get even harder when he thought of how he would look to the females at the roadhouse fighting the drunk belligerent asshole (even though his buddies couldn't take some of these drunk guys two on one).

by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). The female tyrant would hide in dark corners at time, and in ppl plain sight at other times, depending on what suited her. There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Poser

Someone that implies (or says) that because their hair or skin is darker than yours, that they are tougher than you by default, even if they are from further outside a city than you are, or have more money than you do.

There are posers who are from a city, and there are posers who are from outside a city. Some have fair skin and hair, some have dark skin and hair. So really it's a matter of more than just where somebody is from alone.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021