Solid Mantis's definitions
When a girl fucks a guy she feels sorry for, like he's her cousin from the side of the family who all died in a car accident when he was 3 months old. Or like an orphan, some kid with no family. Girls have sex with a guy like this thinking it will make the guy less likely to stalk or rape, when in reality this is the sort of attention a rapist or stalker dreams of. Likelihood of heinous sex crime victimization actually increases after a sympathy fuck.
Jill felt like she was being nice and doing Jorge a favor by giving him a sympathy fuck, really Jorge was taking her for the first time of many right then, just like a Bundy or a gein.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
Get the Sympathy fuckmug. A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.
The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019
Get the False Joan of arcmug. 
Things work a little different when you're in your own neighborhood versus when you're somewhere you're not from.
There was no greater hypocrisy than someone not from an area/neighborhood trying to run somebody who was from the area/neighborhood off. The fact that the girl held nothing about the neighborhood sacred didn't mean nobody else did. It began to get highly inflammatory for a good reason.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Neighborhoodmug. Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
Get the Social mediamug. If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019
Get the Midget pornmug. The first guy to be Dalton in Roadhouse was an original, the next guy to try and be Dalton after him was a lame, inauthentic, low-frequency imbecile.
by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
Get the Daltonmug.