Solid Mantis's definitions

Virginiar

A person who's lying for the first time.

Billy was a trustworthy guy until recently, now that's he's no longer a virginiar he's a con scum piece of shit.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2018

Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun. Scientists still complain about global warming.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Title

A title doesn't always tell you much about a person.

Most of the people that held a title of Mr. or Miss Texas, or Oklahoma, or Kansas before him/her actually were from Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Queen bee

Someone who thinks the world revolves around them.

The queen bee child had not yet discovered that the world had never revolved around her in the first place, any more than it did anyone else. She had tried to convince the world desperately that she wasn't 3 by wearing an adult facade on the surface for most of her life.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Soft

Coonavirus hasn't made it tougher to a kid in school. Back when every other generation was in school, they still had to go to school and work without a mask and hand saanitizer every day, no matter who got sick at school or work.

The coronavirus is making people soft, not strong or unified.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Defensive

Defensive is no matter how many fights you try to pick with somebody, you always say you're the one fighting back. You're always David, the other guy is always Goliath, no matter what lead up to the incident.

The girl was defensive, but still expected to be treated as human. When you're defensive, the other guy isn't human, therefore why should you be. Defensive is the belief that you don't deserve to suffer as much as everyone else. Defensive is the assumption that you're the only one being pushed.

by Solid Mantis December 6, 2020