Solid Mantis's definitions
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017
Get the Teapotmug. A lot of people look like a serial killer, but you don't hear many people say to somebody they know how they look like a serial rapist.
Gary-You look like a fuckin serial rapist Trent.
Trent-Fuck you don't say that Gary.
You know, I used to think Jim looked like a serial killer but not any more. Jim looks like a fuckin serial rapist.
Trent-Fuck you don't say that Gary.
You know, I used to think Jim looked like a serial killer but not any more. Jim looks like a fuckin serial rapist.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2018
Get the Serial rapistmug. As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
Get the Global warmingmug. What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.
Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020
Get the Sleepmug. by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
Get the Mistressmug. If you make music and someone tells you that your music should sound more contemorary, instead of making them a contemporary sounding album, why not just tell them to make their own contemporary sounding music if it's what they like, since the music you make is your own, it's not meant to sound like somebody else's, even if that makes it less popular, at least you didn't compromise your music because somebody thought that's what you should do with it.
Not everybody has to make music that sounds contemporary, if someone likes contemporary music, they need to buy albums by people that make it or make it themselves, not expect every artist to start making the kind of music they like, that's bullshit. If you're a music artist you would think they wouldn't buy tickets to your show if they didn't like the way your music sounded, especially not if you had been making music for a long time and people were still buying albums and tickets to shows.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
Get the Contemporarymug. The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.
Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
Get the Sports bettingmug.