Doomsday interchange

A high speed interchange designed to funnel traffic from one highway into the lanes of oncoming traffic on another.

None of the drivers or passengers who died were drinking. Now people are worried about leaving their driveways, what if the state designed another new doomsday interchange somewhere else?

by Solid Mantis January 03, 2020

98 pound weakling

Someone always claiming to be hungry, and underprivileged.

Of course the 98 pound weakling is going to say that he/she is hungry. It's an excellent defense mechanism, especially if it's one of the many defense mechanisms/tricks that he/she has used for his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis January 19, 2021

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

White lightnin sandwich

A deli opened after the 90s in certain cities wouldn't offer one.

As authentic as they were trying to seem, and as many street name signs as their eyes had recorded like cameras, they didn't offer (or know why to call it) the White Lightnin sandwich on their menu at the deli.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2020

Unclefucker

Someone who makes it look like an accident when they send their uncle a dirty text.

Unclefucker- So do you want to scrog later? Whoops, that was meant to go to my girl/guy. This is embarassing.

Unclefucker's uncle- You knew who you were sending that to, and you know I'm not interested.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2020

Corky

One of the Triads most ruthless and feared assassins.

Just hope that Corky is not the one coming for ya.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2020