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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Neighborhood 

Somewhere you'll need a welcome from anybody else, because you're home.
He/she didnt need a welcome, because he/she was already home in his/her neighborhood.
Neighborhood by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

The Olympic basketball player who gives 200 percent in every game because he only has one kidney.
She hustled you out of your left kidney didnt she Lance Ballinstrong? The news told people something different, they said you overcame so many obstacles in life that people who meet you should get on their knees start sucking your dick to show you how good a job you're doing and thank you for being such an inspiration to other people who lost at least one internal organ.
Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?
Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.
Lawyer by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021

Dark horse days 

The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.
The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.
Dark horse days by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021

Anticlimax 

What you reach if you don't reach a climax.
Her man couldn't help her reach a climax, but he could help her reach an anticlimax any time.
Anticlimax by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Invisible mask 

A mask that you cant see.
She found that putting an invisible mask on him/her/them was more effective than trying to force everyone to wear a visible mask. That would keep them from waking up.
Invisible mask by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021
Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?
Doin time by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021