Definitions by Solid Mantis

Giraffe in the room 

Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.

Nobody wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room except for Dewey Cox.

Giraffe in the room by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

Lance Ballinstrong by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Lighting a fire 

Lighting a fire under somebody's ass isnt a way to get somebody to do their job better, it's a way to try and scare someone into doing what you want them to do for you. It always has been.

People could do without someone trying to go around lighting a fire under people's asses.

Lighting a fire by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

Post information age 

If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.

At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.

Post information age by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

Media 

The media loves to tell people who the good people are and who the bad people are.

The media combines a few half truths with a lot of bullshit.

Media by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

Napoleon complex 

Anybody can say anybody else has one, since it's not based on size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attributes.

Guy 1- You got a Napoleon complex man.
Guy 2- No, no, it's you that has the Napoleon complex, not me.
Guy 1- I've studied this stuff, and I assure you, it is you that has the Napoleon complex.
Guy 3- Both of you shut the fuck up, you're both idiots with small penises.

Napoleon complex by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Circus clown 

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

Circus clown by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021