Definitions by Solid Mantis
Mollycoddle
A self-absorbed, narcissistic female who desperately has to find some other guy, any other guy to call a self-absorbed narcissist (since a guy can handle and bear the title) to reassure herself that there are more people like her than not.
Lindsay never did like hearing sobering news about herself (which was a lot like going to somebody's funeral without being loaded the entire time to her), so she would always point to somebody else when somebody let her know she was a mollycoddle.
Mollycoddle by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Band poser
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
Band poser by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
Avatar
A movie that was not about a group of people trying to blow away some brown-skinned people. Yea, the main character was a guy named Big Daddy Jake Sully or something like that, and the other characters he met that weren't from earth had dreadlocks and lived in the jungle, but you knew they weren't brown-skinned humans (or Indians) because they were dark blue skinned (think of them as being closer to blue hedgehogs) aliens from the planet Pandora. Unobtanium wasn't like silver, gold, or oil, it was something so valuable EarthLink went to war with natives of another planet to get it, but it was unontanium, even if they got a little bit of it, they'd never really get the kind of uranium they went to war over. In the end Big Daddy Jake Sully goes to prcotcect his new friends on his new planet, nothing like that has ever happened before, since brown-skinned people don't fly on the backs of pterodactyls on real life, you can tell the avatars are dark blue skinned aliens, not humans.
Avatar wasn't a movie about human greed, it was a movie about being comfortable with 9 foot tall dark blue skinned aliens that were not anything like the biblical description of goliath, they were decent aliens.
Avatar by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
Enemy
An ally of an enemy is your enemy (not a frienemy or any other coined word from a coined language). Its simple, you know not to trust anyone who's an ally of an enemy.
He/she isn't your friend when he/she is with you. He/she is pretending to be your friend when he/she is with you. An enemy that doesn't want you to know they're your enemy is still an enemy.
Enemy by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
Agenda
Some people want you to assume everybody has one. The reality is, some people don't want much of anything, and aren't asking anybody for anything.
The girl wanted everybody she was in contact to keep the assumption that everybody had a suspicious agenda.
Agenda by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020
High functioning
He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.
High functioning by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020