Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

environmentalist 

Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.

"So you're an environmentalist huh? That's a big title for a small shit like you."

environmentalist by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

boy band

Legal paedophilia.

boy band by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Vanilla Coke 

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

Vanilla Coke by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe sex 

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

safe sex by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

government 

Gay man's orgy.

government by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Fornicate 

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.

Fornicate by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Penis Cracker 

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003