Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

boy band

Legal paedophilia.

boy band by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

government 

Gay man's orgy.

government by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Vanilla Coke 

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

Vanilla Coke by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe sex 

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

safe sex by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Penis Cracker 

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Fornicate 

Phornicate is when you sweet talk the BT operator and/or when you fuck up phone lines.

Fornicate by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

bootleg

A make of shoe.

"Go to Clarks and buy some bootlegs."

bootleg by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003