P. Diddy

1) A child's term for a penis.
2) A rapper who changes his name every month.

1) "Mummy, I need to use my p diddy, I'm going to the toilet."
2) "What is he calling himself now?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Motherf

When you're about to say Motherfucker, but you stop from a number of reasons, which include, but are not limited to:
- Politeness
- Shock
- Awe
- Passing out
- Death

"Motherf.."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

yuo

1) A typo of the word "you".
2) An Asian name.

1) "Name, yuo = teh fag."
2) My name is Wang Yuo.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Ambulance

A specially equipped vehicle used to transport the sick or injured.

"Dude, call me an ambulance!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003