Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

spank bank 

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

spank bank by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

Puta

1) "Bitch" in Spanish. (pronounced 'poota')
2) Short term for computer. (pronounced 'pewta')

1) "Yo tengo grande cojones, puta."
2) "Wanna go play on the puta?"

Puta by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

channel 5 

Crappy programming - only good for the porn.

"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."

channel 5 by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

bunch of wankers 

1) A derogatory term for a group of people.
2) A group of masturbators.

"Cardio obviously got too carried away with his definition of bunch of wankers."

bunch of wankers by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

pip

1) Found in the middle of fruits like an apple.
2) Password in plaintext.

pip by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

Beast ugly bitch 

Married to the ugly bearded fuck head.

"Dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch."

Beast ugly bitch by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

bubble wrap 

Little bumps on your skin. Bubble wrap can be found on your dick and on your arms when you are cold.

"Dude, I wanna pop my bubble wrap."

bubble wrap by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003