Soiled Undergarment's definitions

fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Puta

1) "Bitch" in Spanish. (pronounced 'poota')
2) Short term for computer. (pronounced 'pewta')

1) "Yo tengo grande cojones, puta."
2) "Wanna go play on the puta?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

bootleg

A make of shoe.

"Go to Clarks and buy some bootlegs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Vanilla Coke

A great drink, makes you thirsty but that's good it is an excuse to make you drink more.

"Dude!! Vanilla Coke!"
"Yeah, tell that to a Japanese guy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003