Soiled Undergarment's definitions

foreskin

Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

eBay

A great place where you can buy a "rare" £5 coin for £20, there are lots of people who sell their junk here and people who buy others' junk.

"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure." eBay in a sentence.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Linyos Torovoltos

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.

"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

1) A group of people who tax the nation for their income.
2) Anything goes in their IRC channels, however you cannot connect to them outside their site.
3) People who are obsessed with 'dossier sex'.
4) Great TV programs.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003