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Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Priametry 

The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.
"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"
Priametry by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003

Telecharge 

"Dude, I'm gonna telecharge some pr0n."
Telecharge by Soiled Undergarment October 15, 2003
1) Portuguese for chicken.
2) Some scottish guy I know.
<soiled> hey frango
<frango> hey
<soiled> want some chicken?
<frango> no ty
Frango by Soiled Undergarment October 13, 2003
A Jesus fish, usually found on cars.
Have a Jesus fish. <><
<>< by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003
When typed into a calculator and flipped upside down, the display reads "BOOBIES".
5318008 by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

Ambulance Chaser 

1) An ambulance fanatic who chases ambulances as a past time.
2) A PI claim guy.
1) "Dude, that's a September 2001 Beds & Herts Paramedic Unit!! Follow!!!"
2) "Have you been hurt in an accident that was not your fault? You may be entitled to a claim..."

Frequency Fight

It's what you get when you're listening to a station on a certain frequency, and you get two radio stations who both use that frequency at the same time. One signal is stronger than the other, then it changes so the other is stronger. This just keeps on happening and is called a 'frequency fight'.
"Dude, frequency fight imminent."
"Dude, change the station will you?"