11 88 88

One of the many companies in the 118 directory enquiries business. It was fun to phone at first, now the company's fame went to their heads and are providing a shitty service.

"Dude, 11 88 88 suck."
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

KAKAKAKT

Cact's license plate.

"Dude, Cact is doing 30 on a hwy!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

by Soiled Undergarment July 09, 2003

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

España

1. A fancy term for a spanner.
2. Spain in Spanish.

"Dude, pass me my España."

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

sprog

Derogatory term for a child.

"People who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should've used in the first place."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Mass

A Catholic celebration in which people celebrate the Last Supper where Jesus performed the ultimate sacrifice.

"Dude, mass sucks."
"Haha, you gotta go to Mass, lewser!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003