Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

Motherf 

When you're about to say Motherfucker, but you stop from a number of reasons, which include, but are not limited to:
- Politeness
- Shock
- Awe
- Passing out
- Death

"Motherf.."

Motherf by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

turdus

Elongated version of turd.

"Dude, mind that dog turdus!"

turdus by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Land of Free T-Shirts 

see America.

Land of Free T-Shirts by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

word]word[word 

What people write on Urbandictionary when they don't know how to link to another UD word.

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word]word[word by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

sprog

Derogatory term for a child.

"People who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should've used in the first place."

sprog by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Bastardised English 

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

Bastardised English by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Pump 

1) A pump action shotgun.
2) To fill your car with petrol.
3) To ejaculate with plenty of force.

1) "Dude, that is a nice pump."
2) "Dude, wait in the car while I pump."
3) "Dude, I was so horny I was pumping like mad."

Pump by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003