Definitions by Soft Steve

Felta

unripened fanny (a fanny that is not ripe)

She wasn't ready for it, she had a Felta.

I felt her and she had a felta.

Felta by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

Moist Moses by Soft Steve January 31, 2012