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Blown call

It's convenient the refs just notice and admit to blowing a call after the fact, after the game has been decided.
A Duke alumni like J.J. Reddick would complain about the refs favoring Sacramento instead of Golden State, he probably thought the same thing about teams that played against Duke. In reality, the refs at the two games in Sacramento so far were just giving one of the richest and high profile teams like Golden State a small taste of their own medicine. It wouldn't be the first series in the Kings history a blown call against an opposing team possibly cost Sacramento a series.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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Chase Center

A building where people that thought they were real warriors got chased around by teams like the Orlando Magic and Detroit Pistons.
Is that why they call it the Chase Center? Hmm.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.
Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
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Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.
Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
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Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023
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Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.
The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.
by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023
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Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.
Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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