Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Golden State Warriors

A team that loves to humiliate (or as they call it humble) other teams/players with their abundance of conventional wisdom.

The Golden State Warriors seem like kind of a mean spirited dynasty.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

Golden State Warriors

How many other teams have had at least 3 of their main players together for most of 10 years besides the Golden State Warriors? Every other team seems to have a revolving door for star players.

The Golden State Warriors keep all their star players because they're one of the richest teams. Of course they can be the most dominant team of the last 10 years, hardly any other teams, if any, have been together as long. It's a lot harder to win with a team that hasn't been together long.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Playoff experience

It's easier to get playoff experience when there hasn't been a revolving door on your roster for the past 10 years.

It's harder for a team with playoff experience to lose, but it would have been sweet if it had happened.

by Snowboy Jr. April 30, 2023

Coward girl

A female that wants to fight people that don't want to engage in a fight.

You could tell from the YouTube video that the girl pretending to deliver pizzas was warming up to roundhouse kick that unsuspecting dude in the solar plexus when he answered the door. He wasn't even trying to fight her, he had his hands in his pockets. If the wrong girl saw that video and seen the coward girl in the street, it would be over.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Big

Vampires think of big different than most folks.

Blade-Is that my weapon? It looks heavy.

Kris Kristofferson- Well you're so big...

Blade- I'm 5'2". Is that really big?

Kris Kristofferson- Well because you're so ripped you are big, you're huge. You're the giant and I'm sitting on your shoulder trying to see what's ahead. I wouldn't want to be the one to piss you off.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.

Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022

Mary J Blige

There's something about her isn't there.

Vanilla Ice- I just got jumped by a van full of Crips to get to Mary J Blige. They fucked my ass up.

Pat Healy- You should see Norm the pizza boy. He had somebody break his back to get to her. He hasn't been walking right in a long time now.

by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022