Snowboy Jr.'s definitions

Golden State Warriors

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Police

People that can hold anybody but themselves accountable for everything.

The Police show up at the wrong address in New Mexico and somehow it's not trespassing as it would be for the rest of us, even though they're on private property. They kill someone on accident, and somehow it isn't manslaughter, like it would be for the rest of us. Somehow nobody thinks the cop that pulled the trigger is a criminal, like anybody else would be, and somehow, nothing can be done even though anybody else could be prosecuted and held accountable for the same actions.

by Snowboy Jr. April 18, 2023

Slapgate

The moment when Christopher Julius Rock was slapped across the facial area by Willard Carroll Smith Jr.

I didn't know Willard Carroll Smith Jr. was such a hardass before Slapgate.

by Snowboy Jr. April 4, 2023

Ref Sawyer

A ref that is kind of like the Sawyer character from Miracle on 34th Street, wants somebody locked away for no good reason. The opposite of someone that thinks murderers should be free (which would obviously make the world a dangerous place).

The ref in the Green Bay-Minnesota game didn't want to be Ref Sawyer from Miracle on 34th Street, clang clang, his helmet hit me he's going to Bellevue and now I'm the perfect enemy of all Minnesota fans, no he didn't eject Jefferson from the game as a matter of public relations even if he had numbers in Green Bay on his side, but he still didn't like what Jefferson did.

by Snowboy Jr. January 2, 2023

Foot model

Someone that doesn't think like the hand or face and body boys.

Guy- I'm a foot model mama.

Girl- Ewww, put your shoes on your feet stink.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Most shallow

Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.

Hal sucks hardcore at writing poetry because he's the most shallow dude I ever met.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022

Most shallow

An award they don't give out in a high school yearbook, but should because it would be interesting to see who came in first, then runner up, and so on.

Well, Hal had to be the most shallow in class with his frosted tips trying to look like one of the guys that auditioned for N'Sync and got rejected, what happened to that boy? He was always trying to be the big shot. I wonder if he still looks the same... there I go, he's turning me into another Hal, I'm going to end up just like him.

He's going to the bottom of the most shallow well, the most shallow bag of tricks you ever saw was where he got that from.

by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022