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Most talented sexy man alive

He writes wonderful lyrics, sings wonderfully and isnt just a mainstream naizly whiny singing tweeny-bopper.

He gives many hope, he got through living terribly with drug addiction and alcholhism, and now he is a successful singer/comic book writer whose married to Lyn-z and has a child named Bandit Way.

He is in the world's number one band (my chemical romance) and has orignal lyrics, with a notable voice to match. They're not an insufferable mainstream band like a select few seem to think, put him next to miley, are they the same? HELL NO!

Now, all of Gerard's aspects are great, not to be superficial are anything, but he's amazingly hot. The hair the eyes, the seducing voice, the adorable face, is total smexiness!

Gerard Way's brother is Mikey Way, who is also in the band. His band friends consist of: Bob Bryar, Ray Toro and Frank Iero.

Gerard has many annoying fan girls, which are not true fans and need to leave him alone!
(example of fan girl)
gee fan girl: lyk MCR'S frontman Gee way is lyk emo hawt, I'm SOOO bad 4 lyking him, he's HAWT! RAWR
Me: Gerard is NOT emo, you little bopper. Do you even know what band he's in?
Gee fan girl: LYK HES TOTATTLY EMO! eyeliner! DUH! and he's in Chemical Romance.
Me: eyeliner doesnt make someone emo, you little *bleep* it's MY chemical romance. Name all their cd's and 5 songs.
Gee fan girl: um dont they only have black parade? and I only know "Welcome to the black parade" and "teenagers"...
Me: *shoots fangirl* one down, a million to go.

Gerard has the nicname "Gee" which somehow sounds cute to moi. So as you can see, Gee Way is a wonderful man.
Mainstream lover: LYK MILEY IS AWESUM, AND THE JO BROS TOO111! WHAT SINGERS DO U LYK?
me: My chemical Romance is awesome *internally barfs at mention of mikey and jo bros*
Mainstream lover: LYK WHO R THEY? R THEY DISNEY?
me: um..no disney stars are talentless airheads.
Mainstream lover: LYK SO NOT! TEHY HAVE INTENSE LYRICS, LYK JO BROS "WE ROCK!!!! WE ROCK!!! CAMP ROCK!!!"IF THIS CHEMICAL ROMANCE ISNT HEARD OF BY ME, IT MUST NOT B POPULAR DUH.
me: It doesnt have to be insanely mainstream popular but deaf no-minded children to be good, and heard of
Mainstream lover: LYK, SURE WUTEVER.
Me: Gerard Way rules, and so does MCR, this is for them! MUHAHHAHAHA *throws mainstreamer down well*
by SnevansLuv August 3, 2009
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awful over-rated book, that's captured the hearts of millions of needy girls and women alike.

Now i wanna clear something up NOW! not ALL 14 year old girls are obsessed with twilight, thank you, I'm a 14 yr old girl and cant stand the book, so ha. Thank you, it is only the mindless Mary-sue's who adore the book, which is 90% of my population, admittedly.

Now twilight is the most unorriginal, vulgar, sexist, lame thing i ever read/saw/heard of. 10 reasons why:

1. I love story between 2 people who SHOULDN'T be together? hmmm never heard THAT before *sarcasm*

2. The plot is nothing! Their just in love, talking.

3. Bella is a mindless Mary-sue! She makes it seem like girls NEED a man, and Edward controls her, and she loooks like a helpless naive girl when he controls her and she LETS him. She's WAY too dependent on him.

4. Vampires have NO soul and NO consience, they are the lving dead, who dont have hearts or love, they just thirst for blood. They have fangs, sleep in coffins, fear garlic, where capes, turn into bats, go out at night, burn in the sunlight and NO THEY DONT SPARKLE! Thus, Edward doesnt qualify as a vampire

5. The book is so boring! Chapter after chapter it's bella thinking of edward, or her and edward talking! The only action is at the VERY end, the LAST 100 pages

6. Corniest.Romance.Ever.

7. Stephenie Meyer wanted My Chem's songs in the awful thing! If anyone TRIES to bring down my chem and insult them with such in offer, it should be a crime!

8. I thought Vampires were supposed to be GORGEOUS, NONE of the vamps in the movie even qualified "okay"

9.Why are all the guys in love with bella, she's an ugly, ordianry, expressionless mary-sue!

10. This book give's idiots false hope, that some perfect guy is going to come sweep them away and love them forever -_-

Twilight is the MOST retarded book I've EVER read, and I've read plenty books. Not to mention the fangirls for ugly Rob Pattinson are twice as worse!
Edward fan girl(mary): LYK, BOYFRIEND, OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT, LYK U HAVE TO BE LYK EDWARD, CONTROL ME, SPARKLE LOVE ME FOREVER, BE MORE GORGEOUS, HAVE THIRST FOR MY BLOOD AND BE LYK ALL CREEPY ROMANCE, LYK STALK ME IN MY SLEEP!!! IF U DONT I'LL DUMP YOU FOR EDWARD!

Fan girl's boyfriend: NO! Twilight is dumb, Edward isnt real! What happened Mary? You used to be so normal before you read that book, twilight!

Fan girl: Lyk twilight gave me a whole new better perspective, girls should be helpless morons, we ALL need guys to hold us tight, and protect as and love us 24/7! twilight rocks

Fan girls bf: I'm sorry Mary, but i dont love you anymore since you read that book, your to obsessed, and you think it should all be real, your not the same, we're over. *walks away*

Fan girl: Edward would NEVER od this to Bella *sob* life is supposed to be perfect with perfect boys who love forever!

Twilight corrupts girls minds and ruins relationships.
by SnevansLuv August 3, 2009
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Bad joke, usually having a double meaning, which no one finds funny.
The jokester usually fins themselves knocked out on the ground or being thrown tomatoes at.
What did the apple tell his lollypop wife?

Answer: You're so sweet!

see? bad pun
by SnevansLuv August 3, 2009
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