road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.
Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.
by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005
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issues

1. Topics for discussion or debate.

2. Euphemism for "problems" used by women and effeminate men. These people want to appear to be too polite to say
"problems," so they say "issues."
Joe: "I have issues."
Schmoe: "You have ISSUES?! What are you, some kind of girly man? Women have issues. Men have PROBLEMS."
Joe: "Oh, you're such an issuephobe!"
by Sneaky Snyde June 07, 2005
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San Francisco

A city across the bay from Oakland.

It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.
Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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mince

To walk with delicate, deliberate, feminine steps, often with exagerated, delicate hand gestures.

The distinct gait of the poof, as bait for trawling for other pouves.
Realy Ernie, if you want to play on the Raiders, you can't mince around like that!
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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slacker

A lazy-ass offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A slacker puts off studying, learning, working. The slacker's favorite expression is "whatever."
Madison is a slacker. She never does her homework.
by Sneaky Snyde May 28, 2005
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NASCAR

An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to liberal twits and democrat oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good!
Do your patriotic duty! Offend a liberal! Go watch a NASCAR race!
by Sneaky Snyde June 01, 2005
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ricer

A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow!
Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an automatic transmission! What a pantywaist!
by Sneaky Snyde May 26, 2005
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