16 definitions by Sneaky Snyde

mince

To walk with delicate, deliberate, feminine steps, often with exagerated, delicate hand gestures.

The distinct gait of the poof, as bait for trawling for other pouves.

Realy Ernie, if you want to play on the Raiders, you can't mince around like that!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

NASCAR

An auto-racing sport watched by rural people, rednecks, southerners, and people from America's heartland. Their fondness for this sport causes no end of grief to liberal twits and democrat oafs, who ridicule everyone who is a NASCAR fan. This proves that there must be something good about NASCAR. If Hillary Clinton and Jesse Jackson ridicule it, it MUST be good!

Do your patriotic duty! Offend a liberal! Go watch a NASCAR race!

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.

Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.

by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

rch

A standard of measurement, the basis of the nano rch and the pico rch.

OK, Lem, we gotta move this mill just an RCH, so go easy with the hammer.

by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

road locomotive

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.

Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.

by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.

Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.

by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005

cut the cheese

To fart.

Something that someone has done on the backside of the Wisconsin commemorative quarter.

Who cut the cheese on the back of that coin?

by Sneaky Snyde May 28, 2005