Definitions by Snark Chariot

spoiling 

(v) enjoying oneself immensely, but in a calm, cool way; succeeding at life; indulging in the spoils of victory.

Q: "Hey, man — how you doing?"
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."

Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.

spoiling by Snark Chariot March 7, 2013

Peequilibrium 

(noun) The state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally associated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. See also: Breaking the Seal.

After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.

Peequilibrium by Snark Chariot September 13, 2012

potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.

I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!

potty surfing by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011

Forecasturbation 

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

Forecasturbation by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011