Catholic vasectomy

(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.

Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.

by Snark Chariot September 14, 2014

Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

by Snark Chariot January 20, 2011

potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.

I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!

by Snark Chariot November 03, 2011

craniosphinctalectomy

(n) a complex medical procedure involving the removal of one's head from one's ass.

My good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. I hope everything comes out well.

by Snark Chariot March 20, 2014