11 definitions by Snark Chariot

Peequilibrium

(noun) The state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally associated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. See also: Breaking the Seal.

After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.

by Snark Chariot September 13, 2012

craniosphinctalectomy

(n) a complex medical procedure involving the removal of one's head from one's ass.

My good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. I hope everything comes out well.

by Snark Chariot March 20, 2014

house crowns

(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.

( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.

by Snark Chariot August 27, 2014

potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.

I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!

by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011