11 definitions by Snark Chariot
(v) enjoying oneself immensely, but in a calm, cool way; succeeding at life; indulging in the spoils of victory.
Q: "Hey, man — how you doing?"
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."
Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."
Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.
by Snark Chariot March 7, 2013
(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest lubes and/or sex toys in order to achieve the highest levels of independent sexual gratification.
by Snark Chariot September 18, 2014
(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.
It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.
by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014
by Snark Chariot January 20, 2011
(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.
by Snark Chariot September 14, 2014
n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.
"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."
by Snark Chariot February 6, 2015
(n.) an over-the-top display or suggestion of sexual promiscuity by a female who is still a virgin. (From "hymen," the physiological mark of virginity, and "hubris," excessive pride or self-confidence.)
"The unmitigated hybris of that cheerleader is astounding."
"For a woman with no sexual experience whatsoever, she shows tremendous hybris."
"For a woman with no sexual experience whatsoever, she shows tremendous hybris."
by Snark Chariot August 25, 2014