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Creative

Company that makes mp3 players that are approximately 3456432575 better than iPods. The main advantages of which include:

-Removable battery. For when you need a new one.
-More than 5 minutes of battery life. For when you're away from your charger.
-Design that actually fits in your pocket. For when you need to go somewhere.
-Decent sound quality. For when the bus driver tunes into 96fm.
-Radio option. So you can catch the match.
-Colour scheme that doesn't make you look like a complete yuppie. For when you don't want your arse kicked for wasting stupid amounts of money on something that doesn't work.
Random person: OMG! Is that an iPod?!!
(::ARROWED::)
Person with more than 6 braing cells: No, it's a Creative.
by Snake December 9, 2005
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Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav
Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.
by Snake December 24, 2005
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Howitzer

1) A large gun used to blow things up.

2) A rather potent cocktail-shot consisting of Sambuca and Rum.
1) Shit! They're shooting at us with Howitzers!

2) I'm going to the bar for a Howitzer.
by Snake July 18, 2004
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Smeg

From the tv show Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.

1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.

2) Smegger: Obnoxious person

3) Smeg head: As 2
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?!

2) I'll nut the smegger into oblivion

3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a smeg head.
by Snake July 9, 2004
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Trogdor

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Trogdor was a man,
I mean...he was a dragon-man.
Uh....maybe he was just a dragon.
Um....but he was still

TROGDOR!!!! TROGDOR!!!!

Burninating the countryside
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the people
in the thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!!

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Trogdor burninates all!
by Snake July 9, 2004
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Smegheads

Plural for Smeghead

Derived from Smeg

See also Boy Racers
What a bunch of Smegheads
by Snake August 16, 2004
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Slackisum

A religion based arround the ancient art of slacking
i can't work i'm a slacdkist
by Snake May 13, 2005
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