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barking up shit's alley 

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When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
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nimbus

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A negative person who's not quite aggressive enough to be called a black cloud.
That nimbus upstairs keeps cracking the door open whenever I cook chili. What is his problem?
nimbus by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025
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spew of the moment 

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A sudden tirade of vitriol and anger.
Well that's the American way for ya! All you do is work your ass off all day and come home and be miserable! You come home watch TV and drink yourself to death or eat a bunch shit and become obese and get diabetes! Your choice! Well that's my spew of the moment."
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shit twister 

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When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.
A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."
shit twister by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025
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Welcome to Beverly Hills 

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The act of putting on a facade. To pretend everything is great when all Hell is breaking loose. The smile we show the public to hide our pain and turmoil. To be used sarcastically.
Your friend asks, "Hey, How are ya?" You respond sarcastically, "Welcome to Beverly Hills." They say, "That good huh?" and you're like "Yeah, everything is just fabulous."
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