Smokin' Bitch Magnet's definitions

Mile Ahead Club

Having sex behind an interstate sign advertisement.

We had sex behind the Cracker Barrel sign next to I-75. Now I'm a member of the Mile Ahead Club.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet May 18, 2006

Mouth hug

Another phrase for a blowjob.

Man 1: Darlene gave me a mouth hug in the car on our way to dinner at the Waffle House.
Man 2: Well, it was your anniversary, after all.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet May 18, 2006

Go sing with Elvis

Phrase used to mean a person is going to take a piss, usually uttered to a friend in a bar.

Hey Dave, save my seat, I'm going to go sing with Elvis.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.

Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet February 4, 2006

Headphone Thrower

When listening to a song on your headphones, you are so overwhelmed with the power and awesomeness of the music that you spike your headphones like a football when the song is over.

Elvis' performance of "American Trilogy" is a headphone thrower.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 22, 2006

Fight Club Style

When a couple has sex so loud and hard that sheetrock falls from the wall and any person(s) in the apartment or house where the sex act is taking place cannot sleep, watch TV, or anything else due to the distraction. Derived from the film Fight Club, when Tyler Durden fucks Marla Singer so hard that the whole house shakes.

My roomate fucked his girlfriend Fight Club Style last night. I didn't sleep a wink.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 18, 2006

Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

While most people enjoy Texas Hold 'Em, Mormons enjoy Mormon Hold 'Em.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006