legalize it

the government's top priority

fuckin' legalize it man

by Smokey McPot March 23, 2003

wankshaft

this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your testicles

"ahhh wankshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little testicles" - Andy

by Smokey Mcpot January 27, 2003

Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

dosha

The proper name for marijuana. (pot)

All I need is my women and a fat sack of dosha.

by Smokey McPot December 17, 2003

futurola

a joint rolling machine used widely by many enlightened pot smokers.

i just packed the chron into my futurola, twisted it up and bam i had a nice ass joint

by smokey mcpot September 04, 2003

Resin Tooth

The tooth of someone who smokes Hashish, constantly, all day long, and rarely brushes his teeth. The result is a nice brown and yellow stain right in the center of the smile, which can repulse women and friends.

What do you mean your out of hash, you could probbably scrape about an eighth off your teeth.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

cock jockey

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.

No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005