Smokey Mcpot's definitions

legalize it

the government's top priority

fuckin' legalize it man

by Smokey McPot March 23, 2003

Hindu Kush

Some bomb ass weed.

I smoked a bowl of hindu kush last night, and was so high i couldn't move my eyelids.

by Smokey McPot February 9, 2004

Resin Teeth

Somebody who smokes Hashish, constantly, all day long, and rarely brushes his teeth. The result is a nice brown and yellow stain right in the center of the smile, which can repulse women and friends.

What do you mean your out of hash, you could probbably scrape an eighth of your teeth.

by Smokey McPot April 5, 2005

Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

totaled

getting totally wasted off of some substance.... legal or illegal

i smoked that chron and i just got totaled.

by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003

futurola

a joint rolling machine used widely by many enlightened pot smokers.

i just packed the chron into my futurola, twisted it up and bam i had a nice ass joint

by smokey mcpot September 4, 2003

dosha

The proper name for marijuana. (pot)

All I need is my women and a fat sack of dosha.

by Smokey McPot December 17, 2003