Smith dux Wurd's definitions

Undefinable

Ummm...

Oh, right. Unable to define.

I made it seem like this word was undefinable, for a second there.

by Smith dux Wurd January 10, 2018

pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

slangless

adjective:
Pertaining to one who does not use slang words.

Hoodfuck #1: I bet that punk's only on Urban Dictionary to check out another custom Trump word again!
Hoodfuck #2: Yeah! Or MAKING one!
Hoodfuck #3: Yo, dis guy's slangless!

by Smith dux Wurd July 22, 2017

jab

To do the once popular "dance move"— the dab— while injuring someone else.

Chris: *jabs* Oh shoot! Honey, are you ok?

by Smith dux Wurd June 23, 2017

Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill

The given name of a hill in Australia whose name means "Where the devil urinates Hill" in the local tribal language.

Australian tour guide: "And here we have the infamous Mamungkukumparangkuntjungya Hill, which stands —"
Tourist: I'm sorry, sonny. Did you say "My mom's cucumber-rammed cunt junior?"

by Smith dux Wurd August 6, 2017

Blind

The disability of one where one can not see visual images happening in the real world.
It's really a good thing we have Braille, you know?

If you can read this, you're probably not blind.

by Smith dux Wurd July 13, 2017

Grubsawf

To have a bird poop on one man's head during an act of sex.

"Once I tried doing anal somewhere in NYC, when all of the sudden, some pigeon flew through our window and grubsawfed me right before it could fly away!"

by Smith dux Wurd May 12, 2017