wing commander

A man who leads by example when it comes to women. When approaching a group of women he is the one who does all the talking.broke the ice with this pair of crackers last night, ended up pulling and having a great laugh.

The wing commander

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

hoopies

Horribly thick gold earrings knacker or tinker women wear. Men wear sovereign rings and their girlfriends wear these. Also worn by people with poor taste ie Christina Aguilera

She's wearing a nasty pair of gold hoopies. They're so massive that they're stretching her ear lobes.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

remotard

Worse than calling someone a retard, remo or tard. An amalgamation of remo and tard.

short for remedial learning, or one who takes part in this. A slow illiterate retard.

That goddamn remotard! I asked him to do one simple thing and he goes and fogets all about it.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

gee-eyed

Completely drunk.

He was gee-eyed last night. He ended up puking everywhere

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

rip it up

To have a great time and live it up.

We ripped it up last night.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

little general

An affectionate term for your penis.

The little general performed his duties with distinction last night.

by Smiaras May 06, 2004

stonky

A `sarcastic way of saying someone smells instead of saying stinky.

Stonky! Did someone fart?

by Smiaras May 06, 2004