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Definitions by Smenyc

wikieleak 

Upon consuming copious amounts of booze, usually beer, the explosive bodily function that begins in the bladder and hurts until relieved.

Having to take a wicked leak.
Dude, it tastes so good when it hits your lips but after doing 15 beer bongs and 7 patron shots I've got to take a wikieleak.

That road trip was brutal, my broheim wouldn't pull over despite the fact that not only was I riding shotgun, I also shotgunned a case of cold beers, so I shampooed his ride by taking a massive wikieleak all over his windshield.
wikieleak by smenyc March 11, 2011

antextipation 

The feeling one gets after sending a text message or in anxious anticipation of receiving a text message. Wanting an instant reply to a sent text message.
I sent this hot babe that I met in a club last night a text, now I'm in total antextipation awaiting a reply.
antextipation by Smenyc February 1, 2009