Smegmite's definitions

slyder

a term for perfoming oral sex on a female; comparable to a hummer, smoothie, or blowjob on a man

She would only perform a hummer on him if he agreed to throw a slyder on her, first

by Smegmite November 5, 2004

rocker

Another variation on the popular shocker and spocker moves, this one more for beginners; involves just index finger and pinky in the classic devil's horn "rocker" gesture, with the index inserted into the vagina and the pinky in the anus

my girlfriend wasn't quite ready for the shocker, and the spocker was totally out, so I gave her the rocker instead

by Smegmite November 5, 2004