Definitions by Smee O. McShmee
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fanny hockle by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003
Mad Monkey Shuffle
Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.
Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!
Mad Monkey Shuffle by Smee O. McShmee March 13, 2003