3 definitions by Smee O. McShmee

fanny hockle

Lesbian act of rubbing their vagina's together to swap juice (aka hockle)

"I would like to strip her naked and have a wild fanny hockle with her"

by Smee O. McShmee March 14, 2003

Hombo

A homossexual hobo.

John is a Hombo.

by Smee O. McShmee March 14, 2003

Mad Monkey Shuffle

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.
Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

by Smee O. McShmee March 14, 2003