Small dog named karl's definitions

Vanilla Coke

It is a drink. People seem pretty uppitty since this is just a god damn beverage.

I drink Vanilla Coke, and I don't care if you like it or not. If you don't like it don't drink it.

by Small dog named karl July 12, 2003

mafia

Parasites, much like politicians, personal trainers, movie and pop stars. All in all they receive a much better media image, but at heart remain as they were always were- vultures of society; thugs and petty criminals. I have more respect for mosquitoes.

If you are in the mafia I hope you are somehow jettisoned into space.

by Small dog named karl July 12, 2003

E-gasm

Having an Internet induced orgasm.

Godfrey was recommended such great stuff at Amazon he totally E-gasmed!

by Small dog named karl June 11, 2003

revolution

A violent change in the dominant government of a country. Also a national sport in South America.

Castro came to power through a revolution.

by Small dog named karl April 25, 2003

utopia

The perfect state of existence for human kind. However this ideal will never be realised because Utopia defies itself. The most perfect system would sponsor cultural and intellectual stagnation, whereas the least perfect would cause inequality nad polarisation of the community. Utopia would therefore be "imperfect perfection", a state that is impossible to attain while we still wear skin and think with fleshy minds.

Utopia will never exist. Stop dreaming.

by Small dog named karl April 25, 2003

et cetera

And so on.

1, 2, 3, etc., etc.

by Small dog named karl April 25, 2003