Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.

“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!

by Slydog11 December 17, 2019

Sex flu

The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.

“Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu”

by Slydog11 December 20, 2019

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

by Slydog11 December 17, 2021

Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.

“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”

by Slydog11 December 20, 2019

Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Tommer

A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.

Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!

by Slydog11 November 7, 2019