by Slydog11 January 04, 2021
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.
“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”
by Slydog11 November 25, 2019
Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 18, 2021
The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
by Slydog11 November 01, 2019