Slydog11 's definitions

Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Rainblowjob

When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.

Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!

by Slydog11 November 1, 2019

Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.

The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance

by Slydog11 October 25, 2020

Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

by Slydog11 December 17, 2021