Slydog11's definitions

Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.

The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance

by Slydog11 October 25, 2020

Mind blow

Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.

“Gonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,”

by Slydog11 January 10, 2020

Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.

“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”

by Slydog11 December 20, 2019

Tommer

A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.

Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!

by Slydog11 November 7, 2019

Mindsnipe

Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.

“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”

by Slydog11 November 24, 2019