Slydog11's definitions

Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

by Slydog11 December 17, 2021

Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.

“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”

by Slydog11 December 20, 2019

Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.

The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance

by Slydog11 October 25, 2020

Mindsnipe

Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.

“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”

by Slydog11 November 24, 2019

Mind blow

Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.

“Gonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,”

by Slydog11 January 10, 2020