Definitions by Sloppy sambo

Moist mittens 

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

Moist mittens by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

Sloppy joeing by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022