Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
by SlopNChop October 30, 2017
Chad will always remember his first fuck with Keirsten her soft hair ,firm butt, tight pussy, and hard nipples it was an amazing experience he will never forget!
by SlopNChop May 30, 2016
Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
by SlopNChop April 24, 2019
Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!
by SlopNChop May 19, 2016
Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!
by SlopNChop February 28, 2017
Kiersten : Hey Jake like my new Lingerie?
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!
Jake : O God Damn! Your making my dick is so hard !
Kiersten : How about you rub it on my silky Lingerie?
Jake : O that would be great then I can cum all over you!
Kiersten : I would rather you cum inside me!
Jake : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey Kiersten I'm going to borrow some of your Lingerie I wanna look sexy for Chad tonight!
Jake : What The Fuck!
Kiersten : Don't worry i'll call the cops!
Steve : By the way you look super sexy in that Lingerie my dick is growing!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2018
Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!
by SlopNChop November 13, 2018