SlopNChop's definitions

Sports Bra

The type of bra that a girl can play sports and workout in

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love hanging out at Planet Fitness!
Craig : Yeah where else can you see so many half naked girls!
Chad : Ohh! A Sports Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Craig : Did you just sniff and cum on that Sports Bra?
Chad : Yeah you should try it!
Craig : Ohh! A pair of panties (sniff) Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey leave Kiersten's clothes alone!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee could you hand me my panties & Sports Bra!
Kaylee : Sure!
Keresten : Oh God There All Sticky!
Kaylee : Hey I warned you about keeping your clothes on at Planet Fitness!
Steve : Hey Kiresten can I cum on your panties & Sports Bra! too? (wink)
Kiersten : GO FUCK YOURSELF!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2018

Retard

Word used to describe A person who act's extremely stupid

Chad : Thanks Nikki for going out with me ive been depressed lately sorry that all I can afford is taco bell!
Nikki : It's not a big deal! Uh get your hand off my leg!
Chad : Sorry there just so smooth I can't help myself!
Steve : Hey Chad sorry about the divorce and your parents although im not sorry about that since I get to fuck your mom now. It's funny I used to fuck you in the ass now I get to fuck your mom in the ass it's like my dick has now been in a son and his mothers ass!
Chad : Shut up you Retard!
Nikki : What is he talking about?
Chad : Nothing he's Retarded Wow Nikki you have such a beautiful face Mmmm! Mmmm!
Nikki : GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING CREAP!
Steve: : Hey Chad are you going to boink her tonight! (wink)
Nikki : THAT'S IT IM OUTTA HERE! (slap)
Chad : GOD DAMN'T YOU RETARD!
Steve : Wow she was pretty! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Chad : QUIT JACKING OFF YOU RETARD!
Steve : Well at least im not a creap!
Chad : THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU IM GONNA POUND YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
Steve : UH! UH! UH! OH! OH! OH! JESUS CHRIST!
Taco Bell Customer : Hello Police im at Taco Bell and some guy is beating up a Retard!

by SlopNChop December 5, 2018

Lingerie

Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Legs

An attractive part of the female body if exposed can cause a male to create a boner!

Kiersten wrapped her Legs around Chad's neck so he could lick her pussy!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

plowin the back 40

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2016

Silky

Soft and shiny smooth to the touch also can be a sexual stimulant

Chad caressed Kiersten's long blonde silky hair as she gave him a blowjob!

Chad rubbed his dick in Kiersten's long blonde silky hair and cummed all over it!

Chad licked Kiersten's silky blonde pussy hair before he fucked her!

by SlopNChop December 2, 2016

Cupcake

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

by SlopNChop December 12, 2016