Kiersten : Hey Jake im pregnant!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!
by SlopNChop July 01, 2018
Get the Special Saucemug. Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
by SlopNChop April 24, 2019
Get the Boyfriendmug. Kaylee : Soo! I guess you and Jake fucked like crazy last night AGAIN!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
by SlopNChop August 20, 2018
Get the Juice Boxmug. Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)
Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)
Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
by SlopNChop October 30, 2018
Get the Child Supportmug. Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop October 04, 2016
Get the Panty Pleasuremug. When two people remove there clothes kiss & touch each other and connect there body parts together to create pleasure
Dylan : Hey dude where were you at last night?
Chad : Having Sex on Adina's deck!
Dylan : O God Damn Adina's so HOT!
Chad : Not with her she's a virgin prude her step sister Skye!
Dylan : Hey do you mind if I bring Melody over to Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Sure come on over there's plenty of room for two couples to have Sex Adina's deck!
Dylan : Mmmm Im gonna cum all over Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Yeah me too and Adina's mom!
Dylan : Skye Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Melody Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Dylan : Adina Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Adina's Mom Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Chad Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Bree : Hey Adina those two guy's over there jacking off are going to have Sex and cum all over your deck tonight!
Adina : God my sister is such a slut!
Steve : Hey Bree wanna have sex with me on Adina's deck tonight (Wink)
Bree : Fuck No You FREAK!
Toad : Hey Bree wanna have Sex with me on Adina's deck tonight?
Bree : Sure Baby (Wink)
Steve : Hey Adina wanna have Sex with me on your deck tonight? (Wink)
Adina : Stay away from my deck you FREAK!
Chad : Having Sex on Adina's deck!
Dylan : O God Damn Adina's so HOT!
Chad : Not with her she's a virgin prude her step sister Skye!
Dylan : Hey do you mind if I bring Melody over to Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Sure come on over there's plenty of room for two couples to have Sex Adina's deck!
Dylan : Mmmm Im gonna cum all over Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Yeah me too and Adina's mom!
Dylan : Skye Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Melody Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Dylan : Adina Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Adina's Mom Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Chad Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Bree : Hey Adina those two guy's over there jacking off are going to have Sex and cum all over your deck tonight!
Adina : God my sister is such a slut!
Steve : Hey Bree wanna have sex with me on Adina's deck tonight (Wink)
Bree : Fuck No You FREAK!
Toad : Hey Bree wanna have Sex with me on Adina's deck tonight?
Bree : Sure Baby (Wink)
Steve : Hey Adina wanna have Sex with me on your deck tonight? (Wink)
Adina : Stay away from my deck you FREAK!
by SlopNChop February 11, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!
by SlopNChop February 02, 2017
Get the Tardmug.