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When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2018
Get the Triple Cock mug.Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!
by SlopNChop September 19, 2017
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Get the Fuxedo mug.Kaylee : God Damn Sara What's That Horrible Smell?
Sara : Craig Came all over my leg's & shorts during lunch!
Kaylee : Why?
Sara : Cause I sit on his lap and kissed his neck while he stuck his hands down my shirt.
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I just bought this shirt now it's ruined!
Kaylee : What's wrong?
Kiersten : I was giving Jake A blowjob during lunch and he Came all over my new shirt!
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Kaylee!
Kaylee : Steve what the hell is all over your face?
Chad : I was sucking Chad's dick and he Came all over me!
Kaylee : Wow there is way too much sexual activity around here during lunch!
Sara : Craig Came all over my leg's & shorts during lunch!
Kaylee : Why?
Sara : Cause I sit on his lap and kissed his neck while he stuck his hands down my shirt.
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I just bought this shirt now it's ruined!
Kaylee : What's wrong?
Kiersten : I was giving Jake A blowjob during lunch and he Came all over my new shirt!
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Kaylee!
Kaylee : Steve what the hell is all over your face?
Chad : I was sucking Chad's dick and he Came all over me!
Kaylee : Wow there is way too much sexual activity around here during lunch!
by SlopNChop March 13, 2018
Get the Came mug.When a girl wears skin tight pants and her pussy lips buldge through the fabric also creates a reason for guys to stare.
Chad : Wow did you see Kiersten she is sportin a Camel Toe today makes my dick hard just thinkin about it!
Craig : You know it kinda reminds me of a butterfly pork chop boy id sure like to tenderize it!
Kiersten : Are you guy's staring at my crotch?
Chad : No we just want to stick our dicks in it!
Kiersten: Nice!
Craig : You know it kinda reminds me of a butterfly pork chop boy id sure like to tenderize it!
Kiersten : Are you guy's staring at my crotch?
Chad : No we just want to stick our dicks in it!
Kiersten: Nice!
by SlopNChop November 29, 2016
Get the Camel Toe mug.Chad's Wife : I cannot believe that Chad would cheat on me I thought we were in love!
Kiersten : Yeah he is an asshole for the most part so would you like to pay him back with some Girl On Girl before he get's home?
Chad's Wife : Sure I haven't had any pleasure for quite some time!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad's Wife : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Oh hi Chad I was just pleasuring your wife!
Chad : What The Fuck!
Chad's Wife : Yeah paybacks are a bitch!
Chad : Oh no ive been wanting a 3 way for quite some time just give me a second to get naked!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad not this time it's just Girl On Girl you can't join in silly!
Chad : But I can watch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yeah he is an asshole for the most part so would you like to pay him back with some Girl On Girl before he get's home?
Chad's Wife : Sure I haven't had any pleasure for quite some time!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad's Wife : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Oh hi Chad I was just pleasuring your wife!
Chad : What The Fuck!
Chad's Wife : Yeah paybacks are a bitch!
Chad : Oh no ive been wanting a 3 way for quite some time just give me a second to get naked!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad not this time it's just Girl On Girl you can't join in silly!
Chad : But I can watch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by SlopNChop February 10, 2017
Get the Girl On Girl mug.Craig : Wow I could stare at Kiersten's Boobs all day!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
Chad : Yeah I sure do miss them they were fun to suck on and squeeze!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Boob Job I just feel so sexy!
Chad : MMMMMM! MMMMMM! LaLaLaLaLa!
Steve : Oh Chad I think I just ejaculated in my pant's!
Craig : WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Chad : Hey man Boob's are Boob's!
Craig : That's just totally fucked up!
Chad : Can't help it man had to have Boobs!!!
Craig : He's a dude with Boobs!
Chad: Hey Craig what size are your Boobs?
Craig : Get away from me you sick bastard!
by SlopNChop August 10, 2017
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