Neck

When two people hug and kiss each other's on the neck

Jake : Mmm! I love when you wear your hair up it makes it eaiser to Neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!

by SlopNChop May 17, 2018

Sleeping With

When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning

Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!

by SlopNChop July 11, 2017

Bigger Than Christmas

Generally something of an epic proportion larger than life status.

Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!

by SlopNChop August 21, 2017

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

creampie

A sticky creamy goo that a guy ejects from his penis after a vigorous fuck!

After Chad pulled his hard dick out of Kiersten's pussy he gave her A Creampie!

by SlopNChop October 24, 2016

Creampie

When a great amount of semen is released in the pussy and runs out

Chad : Oh Michelle you brown hair is so soft & it makes me so hard!
Michelle : Keep caressing it Chad I think your about to cum!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Michelle : That's it baby Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh baby what A beautiful Creampie I should take a selfie with it and send it to Mark!
Michelle : Sounds good but only after you Creampie my asshole!
Chad : Ohh! A double Creampie in your sexy little body! Ahhhh! Holy Shit!
Michelle : Fuck it just give me a triple Creampie!
Chad : Wow good thing I can produce gallons of cum! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

Creampie

A flavored pie layered in whip cream or when a guy cum's inside a girls pussy.

Meghan : Thanks for taking me home Chad want to come in for some Creampie?
Chad : Holy Shit!
Meghan : So I have Chocolate, Strawberry Bananna, damn my pussy itches!
Chad : Oh wow those are cute silk panties (sniff)
Meghan : Yeah guy's likes to take them off and Creampie me! (lol)
Chad : So how often do guy's Creampie you? (sniff sniff)
Meghan : Oh about 3 times a week!
Chad : Really I Creampie girl's about 6 times a week I like to rest on Sunday's!
Meghan : O wow so what kind of Creampie do you want?
Chad : Uh Meghan (wink)
Meghan : Ok! Uh Uh Uh Uh Wow Chad it's so BIG Uh Uh Uh Uh!
Chad : That's what all the girl's say Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh here comes the cream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meghan : O wow that's a lot of cream now LICK IT OUT that's what all the guy's do! (wink)
Chad : Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! Creampie (wink)

by SlopNChop August 14, 2020