Definitions by Slinky Toast

Schwinkle Dinkle 

General exclamation/term used to denote something awesome, or when something good happens to you.

Synonyms include: Awesome! Rad! Sweet!

Just won a battle Royale... Schwinkle Dinkle!

Schwinkle Dinkle by Slinky Toast December 23, 2020

Cream Dev 

The creamiest boi in the land. A cream dev lives his life online, posting everything he feels. Most cream devs can be found playing disc golf in their spare time, and generally they drive Hyundai’s. (Specifically overpriced Elantras)
Other names for a cream dev include: cream boi, creamy boi, his creaminess

Did you see what he posted on facebook? That’s such a typical cream dev post.

Cream Dev by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Thirst Magician 

Somebody who creates thirst through magic, to make old men fall for them.

I am not such a thirst magician that Gary would want to come dance with me.

Thirst Magician by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Gather Fary 

Pronunciation: Gah-Thur Fair-eee.

A father figure who is lit AF. Gets weirder with age, like a fine cheese. A term of respect, such as given to a mob boss. Can start fires with a leaf blower, and is always there for financial advice. Even when you don’t want it and don’t ask for it.

Every family has a Gather Fary, usually a father, grand father, uncle, or other father figure.

A Gather Fary is always there when you need them, even when you think you don’t.

I was having such a hard time, but Gather Fary really helped to put things in perspective.

Gather Fary by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

Funky Pants 

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

Funky Pants by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020