Definitions by Slammabammawhenahamma

gasfrightus 

Flatulence so bad it's frightening.

Having previously consumed the better part of a hair-covered, rotten soup bone she found on a drain grate next a dumpster, noise from the dog's intestines could be heard across the room. As the dog's lay at the foot of the sofa, her gasfrightus gave way to silent but deadly aromas of putrid noxiousness, sending her owners fleeing and gasping for fresh air.

gasfrightus by Slammabammawhenahamma May 17, 2021

autocorfuckted 

Autocorfuckted aka autocorfucked is when the autocorrect on the texting makes such a huge mistake that you are totally fucked, and have a lot of splainin' to do to the person who received your message.

When the autocorrect on the texting makes such a huge mistake that you are totally fucked and have a lot of splainin' to do to the person who received your message.
Me: How is Uncle Dick getting to the wedding?
Mom: Dick is coming in my Vulva
Mom: Dick is in my Vulva!
Mom: Ah! Foal vote damn it.
Me: ...uh I think you mean Volvo.
Mom: Autocorfuckted again!

autocorfuckted by Slammabammawhenahamma February 19, 2021

beervelation 

A great idea, realization, or revelation that one has after consuming copious quantities of beer.

After downing that pitcher of Boont Amber Ale , she had the beervelation that no man could satisfy her.

beervelation by Slammabammawhenahamma July 27, 2017